Things I Learned About Life Yesterday
While Watching Dirty Dancing On TV
Grace can be funny
Tank tops aren’t toys
Support Roe vs. Wade
Fuck off! The Pachanga?!
It takes 2 to Tango
Nobody backs baby into a corner
Always stick around for the finale
I’m the worst putter upper of sheets
over bright windows who ever lived
Gigantic age difference is also like the wind
Don’t count your scholarships until they hatch
Who nose?
and
If you’re thinking about killing Sam Elliott,
don’t
or if you’ve already killed him,
look out!
Dalton’s gonna kick your ass!
Shit
Wait
That’s not Dirty Dancing
That’s Road House
Damn
I guess maybe there are also things
you can learn about life by watching
Road House too
(from my book Love Does Stuff, Amber Lodge Press)
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