2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson

2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson cut up haiku 1

my groin hurts, my head

hurts, I will love you for-ev-

er, oops, I feel fat

Jessica Simpson cut-up haiku 2:

Don’t make fun of me
How do you have sex with donk-
eys? I can’t wake up