The Night The Selfies Became Sentient



The Night The Selfies Became Sentient


There was a night

and then a bunch of other nights

until there was the night

that was that one night


the night the selfies became sentient

and true love went to Hell


The selfies became sentient

and you’d think they’d do something big

after achieving this sentience

like murder their photo taking masters,

take a shit in a bathroom sink at the nearest Taco Bell,

and take over the world


but instead of taking over the world

they just gave up

and took more pictures of themselves


and posted them online

at nonsense like #what’sgoodexistence?

and #sentient and

(all the time I miss you)


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