Love Shovel Love/Death Haikus
1.
ghosts in high stripper shoes
dry hump my obituary
w/ no bouncers around
2.
Tombstone vagina
fore-go after life & come
play with me, you dick
3.
dick hearse’d erections
embalmed in overnight bar soap
coasting out of gas
4.
you’re pretty, but dead
I just can’t fuck a coffin
Can I be excused?
5.
Zombies have eaten
all flesh leading back to you
This world is a prick
(originally performed a few years back with the original Love Shovel group: Marcus and Jonny and Sam. Love Shovel, as watched over by the mighty Marcus, has evolved into something bigger and more organized and will eventually take over the world. loveshovelranch.com)
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