I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat

 

I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat

 

“I don’t have to look behind me

all I have to do is squat.” she said

because that’s how she ordered a ham sandwich in public

because almost everything she’d ever said would sound sexual

 

I don’t know why

I tried to ask her if she wanted my pickle

but it came out sounding like I was miss-quoting

George Clooney in the most unsexy way and

 

I can’t remember any of the specific details

of the last time that we had lunch together

anymore

 

but I know what it’s like: being hungry

I’ve been eating Netflix movies and frozen vegetables for days now

Wait: what were we talking about?   are we talking?   what’s the fuck’s up with

tonight?