Sloppy Joe Day At The End Of The World
He didn’t really eat meat anymore and tried like hell
to avoid bread but it was Sloppy Joe Day at the end of the world
because everyones hearts had been broken and opening a can
of Manwich sauce is so much easier
than attempting to create a goddamn salad from scratch
nobody likes to do dishes when they’re lost, especially this guy
because he was really bad at it, incompetent to the point
where he was embarrassed. I think I’d be less uncomfortable
with a stranger watching me masturbate than I would
if they’d walked in and caught me washing a pan
he tried to explain to an episode of The 100 Season 2
that he was watching on Netflix
but The 100 wasn’t listening
The 100 was thinking about someone else
Multiverse Johnson 