He Just Yawned
Watching the new David Foster Wallace bio-pic
made me miss my old bandanas it made me start
blaming Jesse Eisenberg for things that he was probably
never involved in it made me start drinking more
Diet Rite I get sloppy when I’m sober while she always tended
to sober up after being sloppy but that doesn’t seem like something
that should be insurmountable, right? That sounds like something
that should be totally mountable! I’d mount that, right?
Wouldn’t you mount that, Helen? Shit I know I’d promised myself
I’d stop writing about the shit you mount but fuck you. You should want
to mount that! You should….I’m sorry I got distracted Shia LaBeouf’s live streaming
himself watching 72 hours worth of his own movies and he just yawned
Helen, you preternatural mounter of damn near everything else
besides that thing that was us working this out
he just yawned
Multiverse Johnson 