Life-arrhea
This world was shit out
the cosmic ass of an ephemeral
robot built by a mysterious
race of aspartame addicted
space turtles
who live in a multi-dimensional
space ship nicknamed
The Misplaced Toiletpaper
(official name Space Shell 1701-64)
the robot shit the world out
before collapsing into a jagged pile
of nervous fireworks
and that’s how all this was born
Due to their stubborn aspartame dependence
the space turtles maintained horrible memories
so when their robot shat out the world
the turtle gods thought
“What just happened there?
Did the robot just shit things?”
and then they got distracted
by the dark sides of evolution
and a sudden disruption in
their internet connection
when all they wanted to do
was watch The Wire
and while not watching
The Wire they forgot
where they shit us
and that’s why
we’re so goddamn
alone
Multiverse Johnson 